Wednesday, December 15, 2010

This Bar Brawl is Explosive!



Knowing there's nothing you can do, you turn and run, jerking open the door to lurch back into the bar. Seeking out Dredd, you find he has waded to the centre of the dance-floor, where his day-stick is hard at work cracking heads. You get up on a bar table and lift your hands to your mouth, shouting to be heard above the din of the brawling. "Judge Dredd!" you cry, but Dredd is busy battling some mutants and doesn't hear you. "Judge Dredd!" you try again, jumping to the next table, and then the next, kicking beer bottles and glasses out of your way as you attempt to get closer. Still, Dredd doesn't hear you, occupied now with fighting off some robots who are trying to drag him down. Aware that time is ticking away and that the bomb could go off at any second, you grab a beer bottle from the table you are on and hurl it as hard as you can... Your aim is true. The bottle smashes into Dredd's helmet, shattering and spraying him with beer and fragments of glass. He jerks his head in your direction. You raise your arms high above your head to wave and get his attention. "Judge Dredd!" you call, for the third time. "Over here, quick, there's a bo..." You never get to finish the sentence, as Dredd snaps: "You again! I've had enough of your trouble-making, creep!" the swings up his gun to and pulls the trigger, a single dummy round punching you in the chest and sending you flying into the shelves of alcoholic beverages behind. Crashing to the floor, your final thought is: "Damnit, I was just trying to help.." and then, as you slip into unconsciousness, an explosion fills your ears, and an inferno of flame engulfs you...



The End.

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